{"id":533,"date":"2019-12-19T20:44:49","date_gmt":"2019-12-19T20:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/donniemeals.net\/?page_id=533"},"modified":"2021-12-18T02:57:36","modified_gmt":"2021-12-18T02:57:36","slug":"meals-its-in-the-name","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/donniemeals.net\/index.php\/meals-its-in-the-name\/","title":{"rendered":"Meals &#8211; It&#8217;s In The Name"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A guide to cooking when a restaurant just won&#8217;t do.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>We have had some wonderful meals in Mexico.  It&#8217;s pretty easy to find fine dining as well as sumptuous street food.  However, some of the most memorable ones were when we had a cheap hotel with a kitchenette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So let&#8217;s start with some ground rules.  Even the best apportioned kitchenettes usually have a hodge-podge of utensils and cookware; bent frypans, oversized spoons, an occasional fork, pots that you have to hold with one hand or it&#8217;ll fall over.  It makes for an adventure and a lot of laughter.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2821-e1576783923727-768x1024.jpg?resize=247%2C329&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-535\" width=\"247\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2821-e1576783923727.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2821-e1576783923727.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2821-e1576783923727.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2821-e1576783923727.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 247px) 100vw, 247px\" \/><figcaption><br>All your stuff, ready to go.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Always take an electric skillet.  It&#8217;ll get you by when you can&#8217;t put together what you need in a Mr. Potato Head kitchen.  You can also use the skillet to pack all your other kitchen goodies below.<\/li><li>Take spices in a baggie.  Baggies take up less space than the original spice container.  Salt is easy to find but pepper, not so much and the baggie keeps the humidity away.<\/li><li>Take baggies.  Always save those tortillas and leftovers from restaurants.  The locals will be impressed with your frugality. <\/li><li>A cutting board.<\/li><li>A decent kitchen knife, maybe two.<\/li><li>A spatula.  Comes in handy for cooking and spanking. <\/li><li>Scissors. Just don&#8217;t run with them.<\/li><li>Rubber bands to shoot at each other while cooking.  Plus they&#8217;re handy holding the electric skillet lid on while traveling.<\/li><li>Paper towels.  You know you&#8217;ll need &#8217;em.<\/li><li>A multi-functional can opener.  Opens your cans.  Opens your beer.<\/li><li>Matches.  Few stoves you encounter spark up on their own. <\/li><li>Tin Foil. Combine this with the rubber bands for hours of creative fun.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>It can also be fun to shop for this stuff but you&#8217;re gonna have to get your Spanish on.  And good luck with that.  Head to the mercado municipal and enjoy your shopping experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2822-e1576785359197-768x1024.jpg?resize=144%2C192&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-539\" width=\"144\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2822-e1576785359197.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2822-e1576785359197.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2822-e1576785359197.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/donniemeals.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_2822-e1576785359197.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 144px) 100vw, 144px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The absolute, number one thing to buy in Mexico: Microdyn<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Microdyn is essential if you use fresh veggies and fruit.  It will keep self inflicted Moctezuma&#8217;s revenge away.  Just a few drops does the trick but read the directions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My long time friend and master chef Jim Overby once told me, &#8220;If you have to measure you don&#8217;t belong in a kitchen.&#8221;  We might of been drinking but still, I&#8217;ll leave the quantities pretty much up to you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sarin Gas Salsa<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>If you don&#8217;t do this in the right order you can clear a city block. Adults and small children will run into the streets to get away from the choking fumes wafting through the kitchen.  &#8220;Someone save the baby!&#8221;  You&#8217;ve been warned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>3 Medium sized tomatoes, quartered<\/li><li>2 medium white onion, quartered<\/li><li>4 &#8211; 6 serrano peppers (Sharon leans towards 4, not me) sliced in 1\/4 inch pieces<\/li><li>1\/2 &#8211; 1 whole garlic head, peeled and left as cloves<\/li><li>A couple of juicy limes<\/li><li>Half a bunch of cilantro, coarsely chopped.<\/li><li>Salt<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Put a teaspoon of cooking oil in your medium high heated electric skillet then put the tomatoes, onions and garlic in.  Let &#8217;em burn a bit.  The first few time I made this I also added in the peppers.  Bad idea.  There&#8217;s the sarin gas effect.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Turn the tomatoes and onions over but don&#8217;t try to break apart stuff just yet.  Once the onions get a slight char and the tomato skins blister, add enough water to almost cover everything.  Now add the serrano peppers. Salt fairly generously.  Let it all come to a good boil and let the water continue to reduce. 20 minutes or so which makes for an excellent time to drink a beer and tequila shot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Taste the liquid to see if you have enough salt.  If you&#8217;re making it spicy, be sure to exhale while tasting.  Toss in most of your cilantro, add just a bit of water and continue reducing it down.  You can also start mushing it all with a spatula.  Don&#8217;t miss those garlic cloves.  When most the liquid has boiled off leaving maybe 1\/2 a cup, scoop it all into a big bowl (or a blender if you got one), squeeze in the lime juice and mash it all up with something like a potato masher.  I have starting to prefer the &#8220;mashed&#8221; version to the blended one.  It has more body.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Speaking of body, make sure you wash your hands before attempting to make out with your wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Bad Thermostat Chicken<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>We were in Acapulco at a pretty nicely located Air BnB.  It was near the end of the trip and we spent the whole day inside just enjoying each other&#8217;s company.  Alcohol was involved. Sharon was feeling experimental as to what to do with some raw chicken we had in the fridge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li> Boneless chicken breasts<\/li><li>A box of Mexican raisin bran<\/li><li>An egg<\/li><li>Cream cheese<\/li><li>Spices &#8211; salt n&#8217; garlic powder<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Pound that chicken!  I just like sayin&#8217; that.  Get it flat.  Pull all the raisins out of the cereal.  Roll the chicken up with the raisins and cream cheese and a few spices inside.  Whip up the egg in a bowl and bathe the rolled up chicken in the egg then roll it in the leftover cereal, sans raisins.  Season with salt and garlic powder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s the tricky part.  Place the chicken on a baking sheet and put in a pre-heated oven with a bad thermostat.  In the real world this would cook at 325 &#8211; 350 degrees for 45 minutes.  But this particular recipe calls for about about 3 1\/2  hours at a mystery temperature.  Enough time to get pretty tipsy and dance like no one is watching.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just keep an eye on it.  It&#8217;s done when it&#8217;s done.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Para Llevar Chalupas<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>First, go eat on the street for dinner the night before.  Find some Al Pastor and order it Alambre style.  Get two orders, one for each of you.  It&#8217;s a hardy meal as is so you should have leftovers. If you don&#8217;t have leftovers, well, maybe consider dieting.  Just sayin&#8217;.  Tell your server you want the leftovers &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.linguee.com\/spanish-english\/translation\/para+llevar.html\">Para llevar<\/a>&#8220;.  Put it in the fridge when you get back from you enchanted evening in Mexico.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Chalupa shells<\/li><li>Bag o&#8217; refried beans &#8211; They&#8217;re the same as canned but funner.<\/li><li> Lettuce<\/li><li>Tomato<\/li><li>Avocado<\/li><li>Jicama<\/li><li>Onion<\/li><li>Spices<\/li><li>Oil<\/li><li>Shredded local cheese<\/li><li>The leftover al pastor<\/li><li>Sarin Gas Salsa<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Place the al pastor in foil.  Don&#8217;t wrap it tight.  Make the foil like a little boat then pull the sides up to cover the al pastor like a tent.  Place this in your electric skillet with about a 1\/2 inch of water.  Set to medium heat.  Don&#8217;t sink the boat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While that science experiment is going on, put a little oil in a pot or frypan.  Once hot, put some diced onion and garlic powder in. After a minute or two put your bag o&#8217; beans in.  Heat thoroughly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shred a few lettuce leaves, dice a tomato, jicama and the avocado.  Grab those chalupa shells and start building layers; beans, al pastor, diced veggies, cheese, salsa.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Much better than the previous evenings meal!  But be careful.  The first bit tends to fall in your lap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guide to cooking when a restaurant just won&#8217;t do. We have had some wonderful meals in Mexico. It&#8217;s pretty easy to find fine dining as well as sumptuous street food. However, some of the most memorable ones were when we had a cheap hotel with a kitchenette. 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